I got so embarrased a couple days ago when I got in a fight with some fag. Turned out he was a 2nd degree black belt in tiek-won-do or something. I threw a punch at his face, and he somehow got me into a lock from that and flipped me onto my face and into the ground.
The secret to winning a fight is to keep your rage contained into small bursts. Block, rage, block, rage, win.