first bj

[Zeus]

where was it? was it good? was she an ugly female?

mine was at a park at like 2 in the morning in the stall (smh), it was honestly very good until she couldn't take the deep throat and threw up (ew), she was butt ugly...
ps. i never talked to her again, you don't throw up while doing that and try and kiss me......
i was 12

 

[Gor]

I got my first bj when I hit 1k rep on FK.

 

[Zeus]

I got my first bj when I hit 1k rep on FK.

*lil b cook dance*
did you praise based god after?

 

[Zeus]

I got mine on the way to the bus my dog pulled down my pants and it was the greatest ever!

was her name Lucy? if so cool if it was a guy...

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my cat licked my penis does that count nigga?

only if it was longer then 10 seconds if not no

 

[Habs]

I got some ribs remove so i could suck my own dick, shit was dank.

I'm going to report you alright

 

[n00dlz]

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read. This is an epic win

 

[Meeks]

mine was in like 7th grade in her backyard lmfao.

 

[Chats]

What park? Already sound like you lying my nigga, PM me all info of the hoe.

 

[One]

What park? Already sound like you lying my nigga, PM me all info of the hoe.

It was in the back of someone's van. I was blindfolded but he kept insisting there was a girl sucking me off. Then he let me out I haven't seen him again.

 

[Painkiller]

This thread is giving me AIDS.

Saying that your cat and dog licked your dick is fucking disgusting.

 

[Chthonic]

I went to Spanish and I got caught fucking this nasty ass girl.. that was when my standards were low

I attracted AIDS, and Ebola combined

SUPER AIDS

 

[Painkiller]

Hey Chris, remember that party that a girl gave you a bj, but you only lasted a minute?

And you better not make me delete this, minute man.

remember when you and courtney banged in the back during spanish

or when the hunch back of notre dame abe lincoln'd you

 

[Admire]

My first one is very memorable. I was at my house, it was my first time & it was her first time giving one.
She was about a 7/10. Did good for her first time tho i came buckets