I like to call it Green Crack which was a type of strain, but it's disappeared off the map awhile back. Other than that I call it bud, this is going to have like the same 5 answers every time.
I call it the three most frequent alternatives; Mary Jane, weed, or bud. I want to slap people when they say "stink" or "loud". No. Just no. Stink is describing a foul smell. Loud is describing a great deal of volume. Let's keep it that way.