Extremely close call

Pichu

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I was loading a porn clip on my ipod, mum in the room, brother out of the house and me in my room, i left my ipod on the bed facing up unlocked, went to do the washing and my brother was knocking on the door, i ran into the room to lock my ipod and act as if i was playing my xbox.
I heard the porn noises going on, I thought i was fucked,I acted like my ipod was glitching and playing music and turned the volume down,said i had a stomachache and had to shit. My ass is not on fire, my heart is pounding.
 
excilez said:
Charizard said:
5 threads in 3 minutes or so lol
Seems like Kid need 30m bad. I dont care about the money all I want is the RG elite. I rather let someone else keep the money. I dont need it, I rather give it to someone else.

But this is like, off topic man. You shouldn't do that.

But my question is, why is your porn playing itself after you've downloaded it?
 
excilez said:
Charizard said:
5 threads in 3 minutes or so lol
Seems like Kid need 30m bad. I dont care about the money all I want is the RG elite. I rather let someone else keep the money. I dont need it, I rather give it to someone else.

I do not need money bad...I am not even taking part!
Just keeping the forum alive whilst mike is working...


Scenery Defender of Ponyville said:
excilez said:
Charizard said:
5 threads in 3 minutes or so lol
Seems like Kid need 30m bad. I dont care about the money all I want is the RG elite. I rather let someone else keep the money. I dont need it, I rather give it to someone else.

But this is like, off topic man. You shouldn't do that.

But my question is, why is your porn playing itself after you've downloaded it?

Most prob forgot to pause lol.
 
Pichu said:
excilez said:
Charizard said:
5 threads in 3 minutes or so lol
Seems like Kid need 30m bad. I dont care about the money all I want is the RG elite. I rather let someone else keep the money. I dont need it, I rather give it to someone else.

I do not need money bad...I am not even taking part!
Just keeping the forum alive whilst mike is working...
True bro, Sorry for what I said. The forum activity has decreased alot. I cant blame you for trying to get the activity back up.
 
You don't get points in the lobby anyway I don't think.

I know the feeling bro. On my laptop, late at night. Mum just swiftly opens the door to say goodnight... I don't think I've moved faster in my entire life. Didn't get caught though :D (But I have been cought before haha)
 
Haunter said:
You don't get points in the lobby anyway I don't think.

I know the feeling bro. On my laptop, late at night. Mum just swiftly opens the door to say goodnight... I don't think I've moved faster in my entire life. Didn't get caught though :D (But I have been cought before haha)
Ive been caught also Before but by my bro. Shit i got scared Shitlless. I felt like speedy Gonzalez for a second when he caught me. Closed my laptop super quick but it under my blankets. Next Morning saw my history was like FML.
 
Shit I need the 30M bad..
 
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