Excuses for "Skipping" class.

[Blunts]

So, anyone here in high school, or anyone who has been in high school within the last ten years, has skipped. In my school, when they take attendance, and notice your not there, they wait to ask you where you were, and if you don't have a good excuse, they might send you to the office, or some other bullshit. So, what are some good excuses? I've obviously used shit like Doctor, haircut, parents needed help, ect.​

 

[Cabbage]

Lol... or just say there was a car crash

 

[Chronos]

So, anyone here in high school, or anyone who has been in high school within the last ten years, has skipped. In my school, when they take attendance, and notice your not there, they wait to ask you where you were, and if you don't have a good excuse, they might send you to the office, or some other bullshit. So, what are some good excuses? I've obviously used shit like Doctor, haircut, parents needed help, ect.​

Rub feces all over yourself and say you're Jesus. You'll be skipping a good few weeks in an insanity ward.

 

[Poe]

Say you went to get your drivers license or permit.

 

[Blunts]

Say you went to get your drivers license or permit.

Sexy fucking excuse. I'll def end up using that.

 

[Poe]

Sexy fucking excuse. I'll def end up using that.

I use it a lot, it always works.

 

[SNIPER]

Tell them you had terrible diarrhea. It works.

 

[Blunts]

Rub feces all over yourself and say you're Jesus. You'll be skipping a good few weeks in an insanity ward.

Yeahh, thats what i'll do.

 

[Ewan]

My school texts your parents if you've not been registered...

 

[aMbition]

Stuck in Traffic and name a random road or highway LoL

 

[Blunts]

Stuck in Traffic and name a random road or highway LoL

I live in a Rural town. That would never work.

 

[aMbition]

Oh That Sucks I live in an Urban Town So That's Always an excuse LOL

 

[Slacker]

Tell them you were having sexual relations in the restroom.
Tell them you just didnt feel like fucking being there (thats what i did)
tell them to shut up and mind there business (also did this one)
Ignore them, walk to your desk, and go to sleep (did this one pretty much every class, every day lolz)

 

[Doctor]

So, anyone here in high school, or anyone who has been in high school within the last ten years, has skipped. In my school, when they take attendance, and notice your not there, they wait to ask you where you were, and if you don't have a good excuse, they might send you to the office, or some other bullshit. So, what are some good excuses? I've obviously used shit like Doctor​

, haircut, parents needed help, ect.​

just say u had to take a shit the whole period, your stomach hurts

 

[GENIUS]

Say you had to go the bathroom, and that your stomach hurt really badly and that you took a shit and now it's better

 

[Beats]

Tell them you fucking skipped class and #YOLO

 

[Jerry]

It's not that hard you just say you're sick, they don't need to know what you have as they don't care since it's only one day.

 

[Blunts]

So I missed the bus today, and i'm not going to bother any of my friends to pick me up. What excuse should I use for that?
Didn't think that was worthy of a new thread, lol. Soooooo?

 

[Bulbasir]

So I missed the bus today, and i'm not going to bother any of my friends to pick me up. What excuse should I use for that?
Didn't think that was worthy of a new thread, lol. Soooooo?

Just call in sick, works every time.

 

[Chappy]

My school has six buildings and an open campus. We usually say we were seeing our counselor or not feeling well.