Alright guys now everyone knows it is that day to eat while enjoying time with your family. I will be doing this as well, and I am looking forward to it. You may be saying that you do not like this day as you may be too shy to talk. You may be the most talkative out of your whole family. But today on this Thanksgiving I have a challenge for you! Basically while sitting around the table today you must say all of these lines I am about to give you.
- Talk about a huge breast!
- We should have tied the legs together keeps the inside moist.
- If I don't undo my pants I'll burst!
- I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
- It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
- The greatest part about this is when you spread it's legs and stuff it all in.
- I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
- You still have a little bit on your chin.
- That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
- How long did you beat it before it was ready?
Completion of this will result in bragging rights, and nothing more. Possibly a funny story to tell your future children. Remember to have fun today!