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Cole

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Well I have to do a Drug Test for something on Saturday... and I smoked like a whole blunt of weed by myself on the 23rd,(my brother's birthday).

I heard I should drink a lot of Cranberry Juice, drink a lot of water and exercise a lot, but I don't think that is going to help as it usually takes 30 days I heard.

I'm Athletic and in shape, I need some tips on how to pass this Drug Test on Saturday because it is not looking too good for me at this point. :(
Any help is appreciated :)
 
It's different for everyone, but green tea is meant to be good at reducing thc
 
If you have a head shop around where you live just go in and buy a detox drink they're like $30-40 I think or buy some fake piss from em.
 
lol @ "whole blunt of weed", how much have you smoked in the past 2 weeks? If it was just that blunt then just exercise drink juice and that should help your chances at passing.

Do NOT exercise 1-2 days prior to test.

Edit: Or buy a detox or get some piss from a friend.
 
I said a whole blunt because I don't usually smoke. And when I do, I usually smoke with someone, but that day we each had our own.
I'll check out the Detox, would it work if the Drug Test is in about 4 days? :-/
and no I don't plan on getting piss from a friend. I want to use my own for the test tbh unless it is going to be really necessary to fake it.
 
You drink the day of the test or the day before if I'm correct. I don't remember, just ask whomever you're getting it from

EDIT: Their should be directions on the detox drink itself
 
Last resort get piss from a friend. There is no reason why you shouldnt pass :D
 
I recommend anything that involves liquid going into or out of your body. If you're taking in liquids (drinking), I suggest a lot of water and Cranberry Juice. The more liquids leaving your body the better too, this includes sweating more and urinating more. With that being said, exercise will help and drinking a large sum of water and Cranberry will help you urinate more. Counting the fact the day you take your drug test is only eight days after you smoked, I recommend looking into some detox supplements (pills or liquid form). Check your local head shops for detox.
 
Jason said:
I recommend anything that involves liquid going into or out of your body. If you're taking in liquids (drinking), I suggest a lot of water and Cranberry Juice. The more liquids leaving your body the better too, this includes sweating more and urinating more. With that being said, exercise will help and drinking a large sum of water and Cranberry will help you urinate more. Counting the fact the day you take your drug test is only eight days after you smoked, I recommend looking into some detox supplements (pills or liquid form). Check your local head shops for detox.
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Thanks for the very detailed response. I am most def going to be looking into this. Hopefully all goes well.
 
If it is an important test and you need to pass it to do something in your life, I would advise to fake it, why? Simple, if it is something important and you do fuck it up by not taking the last resort way out, then it's your fault.

You can prevent it that way and there isn't anything wrong with doing so, because it was just weed you took and it's on them to punish you so severely for something so minor. Just get a urine sample from a friend and go that route, the other methods MAY work, but aren't 100 percent, just got to ask yourself, which risk are you willing to take?
 
Cole said:
Well I have to do a Drug Test for something on Saturday... and I smoked like a whole blunt of weed by myself on the 23rd,(my brother's birthday).

I heard I should drink a lot of Cranberry Juice, drink a lot of water and exercise a lot, but I don't think that is going to help as it usually takes 30 days I heard.

I'm Athletic and in shape, I need some tips on how to pass this Drug Test on Saturday because it is not looking too good for me at this point. :(
Any help is appreciated :)
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What you need to do is buy like poppyseed chips or poppyseed something so when you fail it, you can say that must be why. ;)
 
Hat said:
What you need to do is buy like poppyseed chips or poppyseed something so when you fail it, you can say that must be why. ;)
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That's pretty much just an excuse, I'm looking for a way to PASS the test, not a good reason for why I failed it.

Hysteria X said:
If it is an important test and you need to pass it to do something in your life, I would advise to fake it, why? Simple, if it is something important and you do fuck it up by not taking the last resort way out, then it's your fault.

You can prevent it that way and there isn't anything wrong with doing so, because it was just weed you took and it's on them to punish you so severely for something so minor. Just get a urine sample from a friend and go that route, the other methods MAY work, but aren't 100 percent, just got to ask yourself, which risk are you willing to take?
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I really like your post.

I think I already planned out what I am going to be doing.

Like the 3rd day, (Friday) I'll go to a Drug Store and buy an At Home Drug Test, or what ever it is called. I'll see if the results come clean. If it does, hopefully I wont need to fake anything. However if they come out bad, and I would fail the drug test on Saturday, then I'll just use my friend's piss, which I really don't want to do...
 
Cole said:
I really like your post.

I think I already planned out what I am going to be doing.

Like the 3rd day, (Friday) I'll go to a Drug Store and buy an At Home Drug Test, or what ever it is called. I'll see if the results come clean. If it does, hopefully I wont need to fake anything. However if they come out bad, and I would fail the drug test on Saturday, then I'll just use my friend's piss, which I really don't want to do...
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Yeah, I'd hate to fake something as well, I like to be honest with everything I do, but if it's something that means "life or death," then I will do the last thing I want to do, to be able to keep something I want. I take it you are just like that as well, which is a nice change to see in people.

I wish you luck and hope you don't have to fake it and you can do it cleanly by yourself, if not, then it's okay. It doesn't make you any less of a human being.
 
Water said:
I had an e-book for him and he denied it. :(
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Most likely because he already has a plan on what he wants to do, so he has no use for the E-book. Was nice of you to offer the book to him though.
 
I have passed 2 drug tests now and each time I used a friends piss. Why would you not want to? Its bullshit how they test you for fucking weed anyways.
 
Legend said:
I have passed 2 drug tests now and each time I used a friends piss. Why would you not want to? Its bullshit how they test you for fucking weed anyways.
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I know right? There are so much more harmful things out in the world. I don't see it right to do so, I've never taken weed, nor could I. As the military takes random drug tests here and there. I'd rather not lose it all because of that.

But until weed is legalized everywhere, it will still be a problem a lot of teens face. Oh my, where did the old days go, where the government wasn't so damn strict and you could enjoy life.
 
What branch of the military are you in? Just curious haha :p
 
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