Dream Came True.

One of my favorite dream that I wanted to happen was to watch somebody get hit by a car.
IT FUCKING HAPPENED.
So I was walking to buy me a pizza and I seen a guy, walking in the middle of the road, listening to music with his headphones. In my head, this is the perfect opportunity to watch somebody get hit by a car. I stopped and look at the street, I'm yelling, "GET HIT BY THE CAR ALREADY!" Everybody looked at me, weirdly. I turned around back to the street and he got hit. So what I did was laugh, I was crying laughing. I went in the middle of the street to help him, but I couldn't, I was too busy laughing.

YES I'M A DICK, deal with it. XD

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Let me guess then you saw an old lady walking her cloud and you asked to pet it and it gave you skittles

weird attention whore. Can this thread be closed

This is literally a Dane cook joke . C'mon mayne.

ⅉⅇⅆⅈ said:

This is literally a Dane cook joke . C'mon mayne.

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Only person that knew, I was tryna do a guess who, but I didn't feel like it. DANE COOK FTW.

Meat said:

Only person that knew, I was tryna do a guess who, but I didn't feel like it. DANE COOK FTW.

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Yay!!! What do I win ?

I'm such a smarty pants.