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If @Sector gets banned over this then I'm done as well. He is like the only member that has made me feel safe doing deals on this website.

If a welcoming, honest member like that gets banned over some stupid shit like this then investing my time on this forum is pointless.
 
It was a cold wintery evening. The wind blew harshly over the murky smog of the swamp. The trees whispered silently between each other. Christopher and Boris walked carefully through the thick layer of sludge that was the swamp floor. They had been walking for days. Their legs were tired, their eyes barely able to stay open.
As they dragged their heavy feet over the mud, they noticed a small hut in the distance. A dim light shone from within, filling their eyes with hope. They both began to run. First slowly, then they gained a sudden burst of strength, and accelerated, as a child runs to a fresh plump breast for suckling. As they approached, their noses filled with the ogre-powering stench… Of… Onions? They approached the door cautiously, as Boris reached his hand out to open the shack's rotting wooden door. When he did so, a loud bellow could be heard from within.
"Ogres are like onions." bellowed the voice. "And so is your anus, laddie!" it continued as a large green figure burst open the door.
It was Shrek!
Grabbing Boris, with a firm large green hand, he tore his trousers off, leaving his pure white cotton socks on. Shrek revealed his massive bulging e-shrek'd green sausage from the cavern down below. Chris was terrified, and had an extreme bowel movement (which anchored him to the ground) as he could only watch in horror the events which unfolded. Shrek bent poor Boris over a stump near to the house, and thrusted his gargantuan green rod into his tight clenched anus. As he did this, Boris let out a penetrating cry.
"Very nice!" he screamed.
The stench of onions only got more potent. Shrek released his juices into Boris, and tossed his life-less torso to the side.
He turned to Chris, and grabbed him by the the ankles, as thick brown feces trickled down his back. Removing his tight, skinny jeans, Shrek bum raped his chocolatey ring. Shrek's shlong was like a marshmallow, dipping into a glorious, bonerfied chocolate fountain. Chris raised his hands, cheering.
Hours later, Shrek was satisfied, and dragged both Chris and Boris into his shack. The shack was warm, and comforting, like Shrek's juices. He tucked them into his bed, and kissed them both on the forehead.
"That'll do, lads, that'll do." he said, with a religious tone to his voice.
Chris and Boris slowly drifted off to sleep, their anus' burning with pleasure. As they awoke later in the night, Shrek was nowhere to be seen. The welcoming interior of the hut was gone, and the recogniseable walls of parliament filled their eyes. It was time. Boris Johnson stood up, walked to the podium in the middle of the room, and gave his speech for world peace.
 
Epidemic said:
Sorry for off topic but...

@TIGER YOURE FUCKING BACK YOU JEEK
yes and im back to gambling lol just helped @chaos turn $300 into $565
 
Damn first Long Dong and Tiger get banned and now this? FK should probably unban them and restore some credibility to itself. Just sayin'!
 
devonnx said:
Damn first Long Dong and Tiger get banned and now this? FK should probably unban them and restore some credibility to itself. Just sayin'!
@Tiger is unbanned you fucking crybaby :*)
 
Epidemic said:
@Tiger is unbanned you fucking crybaby :*)

Yeah well it just happened, cock sniffer. My point remains, though...

#FREE LONG DONG 2014!
 
This is awesome. How about everyone stops being so fucking butt hurt? If you have something against the admins then post proof of it or GTFO. I know @Philly has to be tired of all the bullshit drama that goes around so leave it be.

If any of you want to leave because of them then fucking do it, nobody gives a fuck.
 
Didn't know you but it looks like everyone loved you, sad to see a staff member that was actually liked leave.
 
I don't really know you but you seemed like a cool member.
Surprising to see you go, but later man, take care.
 

It is their fault for getting banned, there is plenty of warnings posted on all rules. Including everything you mentioned if you want links, I will happily provide them. So if people are leaving over rules that are enforced that where set prior to them even joining then right on. The site isn't dying, or going anywhere, neither is the rules I have in place.


So it is about a vouch, you asked me for a vouch once, and redeemed 3 moneypaks for me ever, you could have said no as well. I haven't talked to @Narc all that much lately so he was just assuming that was why, who knows... However that was not the reason, I stated the reason in my first response to this thread. Vouch's are not required, and that is infact a rule as well... I normally vouch I just have things going on which you should know, as you know more than most about what I am going through. Why would @Narc be embarrassed about investing in the site? If anything he should feel extremely privileged for the opportunity. When it is all said and done I guarantee he will look back happily at his investment, and you will say wow he for sure was not embarrassed what so ever.

You edited out the sentence that said we where corrupt/making insinuations towards it. I have not done anything corrupt, and won't tolerate people causing bullshit rumors anymore, I am well passed done with the drama around here. This isn't a fucking middle school, it's a forum you should be able to come chill back, and earn a little extra cash on. Not come to to read a bunch of rumors, and drama with absolutely no proof ever.
 
The last time I modified this thread what 50 minutes after I posted it.. you can see that. The only edit I made was of a spelling mistake. I'm guessing Narc said that I said the two of you were corrupt, when he didn't even see this thread until a few hours after I posted it. Therefore, the change I made would not have been seen until long after I made it.

I never started rumors either. I have no idea where that came from.

And I'm not saying his investment was embarassing. I find it completely beneficial to the website and was one of the few that supported it. He knows that. He was simply embarassed because people were making fun of him for spending money on a website. There's nothing wrong with it and nothing to be ashamed of. He just let people get to him.
 
Gonna miss seeing you around man. We never talked much but I always looked up to you as a member.

Maybe your absence will do you better anyways, the things you're doing for the site and not getting anything in return is probably causing you a lot of stress. Hopefully all goes well for you man, hopefully you come back someday(unless you get banned for an opinion, and if that happens, I'll be leaving the site as well).
 
@Philly I honestly think this thread should be closed, it's just causing problems now. Can we all just drop it and forget about it? Lets just relax, make cash, and forgot about it.

And yeah @Philly sorry for what I said earlier, I mean I do think @Sector was a very good helpful member, I just got it out of hand I didn't know what I was thinking, but in my opinion it should just stop. It's just going to keep causing problems.
 
Tbh, I don't see why this is such a big deal? A member is leaving, whoop de fucking doo. He has his reasons and i think they should be discussed privately between @Philly and @"Sector".

I see no point in posting this thread other than to create drama and make @Philly and @narc seem like the bad people here. No one is in the wrong and if @Sector decides to leave then that is his choice. There will be many people in the future that will/can be just as trusted and reliable as he is. I see you guys are saying farewell which is a good sign of friendship but no need to bash on @philly and @Narc just because thats the reason why @Sector is leaving.

But then again, im just a 2014 kid who is mentally challenged and has a small penis.
8=D
 

The people that are stating their opinions, have their own reasons to do so. Just stay out of it, this thread will probably be junked/closed soon and Sector might be banned, who knows. Maybe a few others that have posted on the thread as well.
 
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