Dating co-workers Daughters

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Dude fucking hit that shit man! You'd be a legend and anytime any of your co-workers try to fuck with you, you'll always have them beat cause you've probably fucked their daughter. It's a win win for you.
 
Monster said:
@rae @Makonnen I ain't the type for hook ups if I don't see a future I find it pointless.
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Shit man, me to, if ion see no booty in the future I'm out nigga
 
If you're looking for a future you have to make sure they'll let you eat the ass, its a must.
 
Monster said:
@rae @Makonnen I ain't the type for hook ups if I don't see a future I find it pointless.
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Fuck it, go after the girl. Find the one that you like the most based on all of her attributes, and then become bros with her papi. Once her padre is liking you, hit up the daughter. But when you break up if you do, do that shit lightly because you don't want to make work awkward.

Blast said:
If you're looking for a future you have to make sure they'll let you eat the ass, its a must.
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Vouch for this method, ass is very nutritious in a lean diet.
 
Monster said:
@rae @Makonnen I ain't the type for hook ups if I don't see a future I find it pointless.
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I'm also like that.

But then i find out she fucking with some nigga so i gotta catch em in traffic

Emp said:
LOL^

What happen to Lily? RIP nevar 5get
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This is a neckbeard only thread so she can't click it bc it gives her a 404 error
 
Monster said:
It's like half you nggas are dehydrated as fuck ngl
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37 mins to respond

Lets say you banged 3 of your co workers daughters 

37/3= 12.3 minutes

12.3 minutes per fuck

Now lets say 2.3 minutes were spent trying to take your pants off since your pubes got stuck in your zipper ( It hurts) then you have 10 minutes left. Lets be conservative and say 2 of those minutes were spent busting nuts and the remaining 8 were spent listening to drake and apologizing to her for failing her as a man.

Not bad.
 
must be some ugly fucking girls if their dads have to pick up guys for em.
 
Monster said:
@rae @Makonnen I ain't the type for hook ups if I don't see a future I find it pointless.
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You totally do hookup's everyone does hookup's if any grill walked up to u and tried to bang you'd stick it in because that's human nature don't deny your primitive core instincts or you'll end up depressed like meow i mean some other depressed guy i know irl
 
Shift said:
True

Just make them wear a mask and tell them it's your fetish

Works 10/10
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Lel I feel like inviting you into demons just because of this, made me LOL irl, you forgot to add the variables, what "if" I'm doing it and checking FK at the same time?
 
if they got cake out the wazoo date em boy.

Eat ass.
 
@zeus sorry I don't have my fuckboy degree and I ain't studying fuckboyology just isn't ma thing ukno, I'm a gentlemen
 
The reason your coworkers are trying to get you to date their daughters is probably because they realize you're a nice, smart guy, and has a small dick. so they don't have to worry about their daughter getting fucked by big cawcks.
 
Do it!
You got approved by the dads, so you can do whatever the fuck you want with the daughters.

Why even ask?!
 
Brennan said:
The reason your coworkers are trying to get you to date their daughters is probably because they realize you're a nice, smart guy, and has a small dick. so they don't have to worry about their daughter getting fucked by big cawcks.
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Let's compare, just don't be ashamed afterwards man cuz you can't even compete.


But for reals, if a Ngga got a small one, it's about the movement of the wave not the size, or if it's a tic tac at least it keeps her mouth fresh.
 
Monster said:
Let's compare, just don't be ashamed afterwards man cuz you can't even compete.


But for reals, if a Ngga got a small one, it's about the movement of the wave not the size, or if it's a tic tac at least it keeps her mouth fresh.
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My penis is only 4 inches but my 2 year old cousin enjoys it.
 
Brennan said:
My penis is only 4 inches but my 2 year old cousin enjoys it.
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I'm mortified right now that I can't even roll the dough at work
 
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