Craziest house party you've been too?

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I went too one yesterday, was about 300 people in one house/garden. I drank over a pint of vodka, and other mixed substances, later to be puked up 10's of times. I woke up in the mums bed, there was a wheelybin next to me, and about 15 people doing meth and some variant of cocaine(not too sure), was fucking epic but the whole house was thrashed I feel sorry for the guy.

What's the craziest party/house party you've been to?
 
Cool topic, I can't even compare to that story, I was just at someone's house though and there were like 50 people there and some girl spilled an entire bottle of red wine all over the white carpet, this kid fell down the stairs headfirst and his head went through the wall, and a bunch of cops came because an Uber driver called in when he was taking like 5 drunk girls home.

Again, doesn't even compare to your story but that's all I got haha
 
Nice story lmfao, seemed like fun although my parties that I've been to don't even compare to this... o.o
 

Ahaha, parties are fucking great. Takes your mind off all the bullshit that happens in your usual life.
 
Went to a party in the town over with a friend (we snuck out) and some kid I don't know fell down the stairs and broke his arm. He was crying so they had to call 911 and everyone got the hell out of there and ran away. The girl who threw the party was stuck with the kid and obviously the parents found out and got in a load of trouble.
 
Homie said:
Ahaha, parties are fucking great. Takes your mind off all the bullshit that happens in your usual life.
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I always am so grateful for the kids who open up their houses to so many people, such a huge selfless sacrifice just so all their friends can have a good time.

I've had like 2 moments in my life and they're when everyone is pretty tipsy but under control and there's a real good song playing and everyone is kinda standing and smiling and bouncing up and down and having a great time, no worries in the world. I live for those quick moments, when you look around and everything is a little blur of happiness and you would kill to pause time and really get to enjoy it.

Idk if that made sense, tl.dr you look around and everything is good for a few moments
 

At a different party this guy called Jonno, he's a nerd and wanted to impress everyone so he drank about 2 bear glasses of vodka and mixers and passed out within an hour so we had to call his mum at about 1 in the morning to drag his ass to the car and take him home ahaha.


It's truly beautiful moment. Gay ass quote but "in that moment we were infinite"
 

How did his mom react to it? Sounds hilarious.
 
Painkiller said:
How did his mom react to it? Sounds hilarious.
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She's was furious ahaha. But she thanked us, he had to go get his stomach pumped. And let's just say his mum hasn't allowed him to go to any house parties since.
 
Last week I went to a party and got kicked out at the door since I wasn't dressed nice enough so I stole her rabbit. Not too crazy but funny since she still doesn't know we have it.
 
In my friends basement it isnt that small and isnt that big. We had 30+ kids there and we were doing shot, beer pong having a blast. My friend lost his virginity in the bedroom and i hooked up with 3 girls. Anyway the cops came and we legit hopped over the backyard fence and went through all the neighbors backyards it was nuts.
 
aye, me and my niggaz was straight chillin G, doin' crazy shit. Like shit you'd see in the movies playa. It was off the wall. Shit only lasted like an hour though. I called the party leader a faggot and he kicked me. so after that I had to play SnD by myself.
 

Sounds phat as fuck bruh. Sucks that weed is illegal everyway here, we get caught constantly
 
don't forget about the party when @Jimbo threw up

but he has the intelligence of a dead seagull so I don't blame him
 
Homie said:
Sounds phat as fuck bruh. Sucks that weed is illegal everyway here, we get caught constantly
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I never said we was toking on ghanja. I don't fucks with the devils lettuce. I ain't trynna go to hell nahmsayin
 
Bunta said:
I never said we was toking on ghanja. I don't fucks with the devils lettuce. I ain't trynna go to hell nahmsayin
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U pussy ass niggga drinking ur fruit shoot
 
I was at my friends party, just an average one with like 100 people and a shit ton of drugs (I stick to the alcohol), and a gang that was rivals with the kid hosting the party came in and started a massive brawl, made the local news.
 
The last one I went to, They were all shooting up heroine. Soon as I noticed that I called the police. I got 8 people arrested that night.
 
I hosted an ABC party at my house my senior year in high school. For those of you that don't know, that's "Anything but clothes". We had the numbered bracelets that we put on people when they came in, so we can keep count of who was coming and going. I had 379 people in my house, and I only knew half of them. There was projectile vomit, sex on my balcony that everyone got to see, a small fire in my living room, and the entire kitchen was covered in bottles of alcohol. Not to mention the fact that we paid someone to come DJ for us that actually had a warrant out for his arrest, awesome. I love dancing, and so did the people I hung out with at the time, so my house smelled like straight sweat. There was a line of dirt across every wall in my house from grinding on them.

I told all of my neighbors it was my Birthday and I was going to have this party ahead of time so they wouldn't call the cops and complain. Because of this, my party lasted until about 4am, then the cops showed up. There was underage drinking, a felon in my living room, weed in my backyard, and my parents had no fucking idea I was hosting a party in the house. I kid you not I almost shit myself. My best friend's mom (basically my second mom, at the time) Showed up with them, She was in her night gown and had a bat in her hand. She was actually more scary than the cops. She's Spanish. The only reason the cops came to my party was because of the DJ. They came and got him and we watched him get arrested and be escorted out to their car.

However, my best-friend's mom, grabbed my friend, and beat the shit out of her in the middle of the fucking dance floor for lying to her. I was so embarrassed FOR her. After whooping her ass, she told everyone to get the fuck out before she called their parents. (Mind you we were all 17,18,19). Everyone fucking ran out of my house. My friend's mom told me if I got the house back to perfect condition, she wouldn't tell my parents when they got back that Monday. So I spent the whole weekend cleaning and scrubbing every inch of my house with 2 friends of mine. Monday comes, everyone in school is still talking about how amazing that party was, party of the year, etc etc whatever. I felt badass. I get home, and my mom asked me about my weekend, what I wanted for dinner, told me about her trip, everything was fine.

20 mins later she comes up to my room and slaps the fucking shit out of me.

My fucking party was on the news. The guy was some rapist on the loose and there was footage of him being escorted from my front door. I wanted to fucking die. I wasn't allowed to see daylight for a pretty long time but I don't regret having that party. Children were conceived that evening, friendships were made, I made and outfit out of a stack of cards.

It was a good party. I'd kill to do it again.

Miles said:
I always am so grateful for the kids who open up their houses to so many people, such a huge selfless sacrifice just so all their friends can have a good time.
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Lmfao this made me laugh harder than I should have.
 
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