Cosmo Sex Tip #301

or when you're about to cum, pull out and jizz on your hand and throw it at her face shouting SPIDERMAN!
 
Jizz in your hand and wipe it across her forehead whispering 'Simba'.
 
Before having sex drink alot of liquid. Piss in her vagina before you cum to make a mixed drink. Suck that shit out and spit it in her face.

I have no idea what i just said....
 
loloollololololoololololololollololololololololololololol
 
pull out and jizz in her eyes then call her Helen Keller
 
Clit Romney said:
Jizz in your hand and wipe it across her forehead whispering 'Simba'.

The thread took a turn for the best after you said this.
 
Eskimo said:
The thread took a turn for the best after you said this.

Yah it really did
 
While jizzing scream GGGGGGGOOOOOOOKKkkkkkkKKKKUUUUU
 
When your getting more into it say over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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