Confession Thread.

[Brian]

It's been almost a year since I've seen one of these threads. Post a confession of yours, as simple as that. Weird, sinister, funny, doesn't matter. Let's try to keep trolling to a minimal here.

Confession : If I could, I would stay young all of my life.​

 

[Alive]

Confession: I feel as though people need to use the internet to feel big. If everybody acted how they were in real life we'd have less stupid folk and more sophisticated people. I think that would lead to less scams and more legit deals, it wouldn't have ruined the marketplace either. I've been sitting on this for a while but I guess it just needed to be vented out here.

 

[Colonel]

Confession: I sneak into Doug's room everynight while he is sleeping and rub vaseline on his feet so I can give myself a footjob.

They call me... THE SLUG MAN!

 

[Brian]

Confession: I'd like to see more confessions that I believe are actual confessions.

 

[realgoon]

I'd so post a weird fucking confession, but my life on FK will not be the same

 

[Sector]

Hello. My name is Sector, and I am a social medium addict.

 

[Jamil]

Brian please explain your sig GIF. please explain

 

[Brian]

Brian please explain your sig GIF. please explain

Confession: I love white girls, and this girl happens to be cute, thus she ended up in my signature.

 

[Terror Squad]

Damn, and here I thought I stumbled upon a juicy drama thread where you admitted to scamming or having multi-accounts or something.

 

[Simple]

Confession: I have had multiple accounts...

on Club Penguin​

 

[Chronos]

Niggas got some bitch ass confessions up in here.

Confession: Some of my favorite porn genres/fetishes are hentai and shemale.

 

[Beats]

I really can't beat Chronos'.

Confession: I am addicted to smoking.

 

[Terror Squad]

Confession: I have had multiple accounts...

Here we go, now we're getting into the good stuff.

 

[Hitmarker]

confession: i hate people. a lot of people. the general population of people.

 

[Sinful]

Confession: I wear women's jeans to make me feel pretty.

 

[Majestic]

Confession: I'm addicted to money, paper chasin' is my hobby.

 

[Tasty]

Confession: I'm Anti-Social 99% of the time. I only talk to like, 2 people in real life that aren't family, and online it's probably like, 5 or 6 I talk to regularly.

 

[Shift]

I like to hack club penguin accounts and sell them on the black market

cuz sweg

 

[Ellie]

Confession: My other account is: http://www.forumkorner.org/user-11965.html
It was the account I made on Uzi's forum and I never knew about it, but since its banned, it doesn't matter.

 

[Poop]

Confusion: why do people say they are going to take a shit while in reality you leave a shit.