Comedy Club Presents The Roast Of Gr33d

Pun · Jun 15, 2014

maximum said:
Before I start, awesome graphics User.

GrƷƷd,
On behalf of everyone here on planet Earth, please put barriers around your mother's vaginal cavity. It may take you some time since its the size of a Pringles lid, but it'll be worth it in the long run. After all, she's dropping babies like the German army dropped bombs in 1943. The femidoms don't go large enough for her and the men she opens up her plughole to don't understand the concept of condoms, meaning the babies are just popping out (or should I say falling out) all the time. Oh and by the way, your so called 'Dad' has promised to stop making your shithole look like the Japanese flag if you do this great deed. Good luck! See you on the other side.

[This was not copied and pasted or taken from anywhere, I came up with this from the top of my head.]

Just Like last time we are roasting a staff member. This one will be hard because he's so nice but if we dig deep I'm sure we can trash him pretty good. I already asked Gr33d if we could roast him so don't worry about being banned!

I'll go first:

Gr33d is so ugly that when your mother dropped you off at school and she got a fine for littering

Aurora said:
Can't even spell Greed, had to replace it with weird characters. Idiot

Vengeance said:
Don't worry GrƷƷd brains aren't always everything. In fact, in your case they're absolutely nothing.

Morphine said:
@"GrƷƷd" must have been born on the highway, because that's where most accidents happen.

We all sprang from apes, but @"GrƷƷd" didn't spring far enough.

@"GrƷƷd", could I borrow your face? My ass is on a holiday.

Pandas said:
Greed's so greedy that he had to take himself to buy the best og he had.

Ironhide said:
GrƷƷd's the type of the n1ggah to feel the water with his toes before going in the pool.

King said:
@"GrƷƷd" prolly sits on his hand til it falls asleep and pretend its a girl, closest thing he can get.

Vengeance said:
The only positive thing about GrƷƷd is his HIV test.

I ASKED GR33D BEFORE THIS HE SAID IT WAS OKAY AND FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR OWN INSULTS

Sarcasm said:
@GrƷƷd Why do you wear a sketchers and have a bowl cut?

fuck mobile this makes it easy

Lame123 said:
Dear greed

You are a slut and choke on massive cock.

You contracted herpes and hep C at just 11 years old

You have an alcohol problem in order to try and forget your past.

You drink bleach every night but bewildered to yourself you do not die.

Because your brother empties all the bleach and replaces it with water.

How you do not notice?

Probably the autism.

Lets hope he forgets to switch out the bleach next time.

Another fucking insult for you greed

Lithium said:
When @GrƷƷd deposit a check, the bank bounced.

Someone needs to tag this guy please

Shawn said:
@"GrƷƷd" is the guy who will go into a bathroom, with womens shoes to make it look like he's getting some head.

Finally done other people post now.

Nevermind · Jun 15, 2014

RE: Comedy Club Presents The Roast Of GrƷƷd

You guys need better material.

Pun · Jun 15, 2014

Leader said:
You guys need better material.

This is also a recruitment others post insults and best one is recruited.

Fanboy · Jun 15, 2014

Leader said:
You guys need better material.

Well maybe if we roast greed enough he might become active again
#cheapshot

Nevermind · Jun 15, 2014

RE: Comedy Club Presents The Roast Of GrƷƷd

Who's your next subject? I'd love to be roasted.

Pandas · Jun 15, 2014

If its insulting him- @ Gr33d looks like BJ from Barney.

If its jokes- You get your jokes from the back of a cereal box. I get mine from the front.

Color · Jun 15, 2014

Leader said:
You guys need better material.

Not everyone is as easy to insult as you.

Primitive. · Jun 15, 2014

RE: Comedy Club Presents The Roast Of GrƷƷd

i got somethin

hey gr33d u have a long but

Moron · Jun 15, 2014

RE: Comedy Club Presents The Roast Of GrƷƷd

LOLing because everyone in this thread is a socially awkward nerd
god all of you you are embarrassing i hope you all die a violent death
edit: inb4 post deleted

Pun · Jun 15, 2014

Moron said:
LOLing because everyone in this thread is a socially awkward nerd
god all of you you are embarrassing i hope you all die a violent death

We can only hope this would happen.

Color · Jun 15, 2014

Moron said:
LOLing because everyone in this thread is a socially awkward nerd
god all of you you are embarrassing i hope you all die a violent death
edit: inb4 post deleted

Wishing death upon yourself is messed up, ya' creepy little shit.

Michael · Jun 15, 2014

RE: Comedy Club Presents The Roast Of GrƷƷd

I want to be roasted!

But with Gr33d, ya'll used the same jokes as last time..

Azazel · Jun 15, 2014

Michael said:
I want to be roasted!

But with GrƷƷd, ya'll used the same jokes as last time..

Michael sits down when he pees.

jason · Jun 15, 2014

RE: Comedy Club Presents The Roast Of GrƷƷd

Michael said:
I want to be roasted!

But with GrƷƷd, ya'll used the same jokes as last time..

You asked for it.

I snapped a picture of @"Gr33d" (left) and @Michael (right).

Jimmy · Jun 15, 2014

RE: Comedy Club Presents The Roast Of GrƷƷd

Who's the next roast candidate?

Color · Jun 15, 2014

Michael said:
I want to be roasted!

But with GrƷƷd, ya'll used the same jokes as last time..

Don't you think it's a little unfair to pick on such an easy target?

Jimmy · Jun 15, 2014

Color said:
Don't you think it's a little unfair to pick on such an easy target?

Then, how about Leader? What do you think?

Radical · Jun 15, 2014

I say we do @michael as are next roast victim

Color · Jun 15, 2014

Lithium said:
Then, how about Leader? What do you think?

You mean the kid who turns his Xbox off when he gets sniped in cod? I don't know, man. We'll see. How about we focus on greed and his goof ass for now? ;P

Michael · Jun 16, 2014

Color said:
Don't you think it's a little unfair to pick on such an easy target?

What do you mean?

Loser said:
I say we do @michael as are next roast victim

You know the go.

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