collection of funny advertisements

here are some collections of funny advertisements ive found lol. enjoy
Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.

LOL i found those quiet funny, hope you enjoyed :thumbsup:

Zangrefia said:

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hahaha that ones a good one

I liked the elmo one. Pretty funny. Very similar to the old eBay sales of "Answer to this joke, Free level 100 runescape account with answer."

Atrain said:

I liked the elmo one. Pretty funny. Very similar to the old eBay sales of "Answer to this joke, Free level 100 runescape account with answer."

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LOL at first i was like wtf? then i got it lol