Cheerios Story

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Old, but oh-so-gold.

http://pastebin.com/ysJps0p2

Things you need to know before you read it:
  • If you've already read this, DON'T spoil it for anyone else. Let them have their fun.
  • You're reading at your own discretion
  • I'm not responsible for whatever you do/attempt after reading this.
  • Have fun.

Please, don't post on this thread if you've already read this. Let's try to keep it spoiler-free for the one's who haven't.
And for those of you who haven't read this, enjoy!
 
LMFAO yo wtf is that That is fucking weird
 
-BiiGMoNeY- said:
LMFAO yo wtf is that That is fucking weird
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Keep reading, it gets better.
 
I'm too lazy to read anything longer than a paragraph, dammit
 
Identity said:
I'm too lazy to read anything longer than a paragraph, dammit
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Trust me, this one is worth reading.
 
I read like half of it and this shit is fucked up where the fuck did you find this?
 
Junior said:
I read like half of it and this shit is fucked up where the fuck did you find this?
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My friend was like 'Never press random paste on pastebin' and I wanted to know why and he linked me to that. xD
But read the rest, it gets better.
 
I Just got mind-fucked. Sanc, why did you do this to me?!?

Off Topic: AIMs emoticons look gayer than ever.
 
Tbh I wasted my time on that, there was a couple references I thought where funny but overall it was just a weird fetish.
I coulda went to 4chan for that.
 
My curiosity is picking at me but I don't need to read any Creepypasta's this late. Someone feel like filling me in on the general gist of the paste?
 
Guy cums in cheerios and eats it himself, along with some chick, and his roomate.
Imo its not funny at all.
 
F. Malware said:
Guy cums in cheerios and eats it himself, along with some chick, and his roomate.
Imo its not funny at all.
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Huh, doesn't exactly sound like a good read at all. Oh well, I'll pass.
 
I'm not going to read this. Who ever wrote this should write my English essays for me.
 
Gee, aren't you guys the funnest people in the world.

If you don't like the paste, no need to post on the thread. Simple as that.
 
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