Bullshit

My dog has thrown up multiple times on my bed, and my cat peed on it once. .-.

Once, my dog threw up right under my pillow while I was sleeping (I don't know how he managed to do that), but I didn't notice throughout the whole night. It eventually dried there, and I woke up with my hand on it. >_>
 
My dog shit on my face once when i was sleeping..... Nah just kidding but my dog has straight up pissed on my arm b4
 
I feel you bro, my dog is like 50/50 sometimes he goes outside and well...sometimes he doesn't
 
The best part of this post is that Philly is literally 'pissed'

HAHAHAH
 
Just recently got a puppy and he's semi-potty trained, but he still often makes mistakes and went through a phase of constantly pissing on my bed. I had to wash my bedding daily, but as soon as we got the jabs done so he could go outside to do his business so he stopped, he now holds it in.

It's annoying yes, as you're not actually meant to discipline them if they are still potty-training. What breed is your dog? How old?
 
Hahaha Fend that is truly hilarious! Philly, I feel for ya man! My dog pee'd on me when we first got him but ever since he has been good
 
This happened to my sister a few weeks ago.
Ruined her whole bed, it sucked man.
 
Lawl, one time my dog shit all over my legs when I was sleeping. My parents were lol'ing too, I was like DA FUQ MAN!
 
Lol that's weird Philly. I don't have a dog, so yeah :/
 
My nasty ass cat literally just 'got done peeing and layed down on my lag an rubbed her nasty vagina water on my pants
 
my dog (golden retriever) pisses in my bed all the time but she's potty trained, its just when she sleeps -__-
 
Zak said:
Lawl, one time my dog shit all over my legs when I was sleeping. My parents were lol'ing too, I was like DA FUQ MAN!

I have never lol'ed harder lmao!
 
Damn, that would of fucking sucked. My lazy dogs just sleep for hours, err day.
 
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