Black Santa has arrived (free shit that he stole)

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My favorite color is black and my shits are normally brown.
 
Rare said:
My favorite color is black and my shits are normally brown.

Has your shit ever gotten stuck to one side of your ass cheek ?

Not saying its happened to me but it felt warm and gooey

like when you warm up peanut butter in the microwave and then put your fingers in it
 
Shift said:
Has your shit ever gotten stuck to one side of your ass cheek ?

Not saying its happened to me but it felt warm and gooey

like when you warm up peanut butter in the microwave and then put your fingers in it

My home French fry that happen to me like 20 minutes ago
 
Ambien said:
My home French fry that happen to me like 20 minutes ago
did you enjoy it ?

last time I was drunk i almost dropped my phone in a pile of shit

a cockroach was watching me take a shit then after i was done it went inside the toilet

i was camping yk


Mal said:
I want da elite illuminati award santa

Santa is currently at his gun charge hearing so it will be a couple hours
 
Blue and brown.
Thanks in advance! Lol.
 



it kind feel like wen u get syrup on you when you put it on pancakes
 
Shift said:
Has your shit ever gotten stuck to one side of your ass cheek ?

Not saying its happened to me but it felt warm and gooey

like when you warm up peanut butter in the microwave and then put your fingers in it
Not that I can remember sorry man, so that award?
 
Ambien said:
it kind feel like wen u get syrup on you when you put it on pancakes

diarrhea is like really loose syrup

i like feeling the shit gush out my asshole but I hate it when i miss and it gets on the toilet seat and my hands

 



For real, that shit happened to me at school
 


Holy fuck a gun charge? good luck man
 
Mal said:
Holy fuck a gun charge? good luck man

yeah i wanted to show the cop what i got for Christmas
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Ambien said:
"Big cock aka Rare Wrote:"

The fuck
whoever wrote that must be gay af smhsmhsmhsmhsmhsmh
 
Shift said:
yeah i wanted to show the cop what i got for Christmas
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whoever wrote that must be gay af smhsmhsmhsmhsmhsmh


Santa must be a pretty wanted man breaking into millions of houses in one night tbh
 
My fav color is black.. like my coffee and women
 
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