Best way to skip school?

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What is the best way to skip school? Because me and my friends are skipping tomorrow and I've already missed alot of days, so if my mom says I'm not sick then the dumbass officer comes and looks for me and takes me to school.
 
This really depends on the type of school you go to.

Keep in mind that polices regarding student attendance can dramatically vary from school to school. The 'best way' for me to skip school is to simply sign out at the front desk.
 
Balfour said:
This really depends on the type of school you go to.

Keep in mind that polices regarding student attendance can dramatically vary from school to school. The 'best way' for me to skip school is to simply sign out at the front desk.
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You're so lucky, I can't even get picked up unless it's excused. I'm probably just going to not even go like just tell my mom I am, then when she finds out deal with the consequences. 
 
Junior said:
the best way would be to fart in a toilet and flush it.
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Tried that, they told me it was taco tuesday for a reason.
 
Where do you live that you have a officer come look for you? I never skipped school but if I wanted to I would just walk to my bus stop then bank another direction and go back inside when my mom left for work, then I would wait for the call that I was absent and delete it.
 
Just fake sick duhhh.... The officer can't make you do shit when he comes looking say do you want to watch me throw up?? Then boom...


LoL
 
Azazel said:
Where do you live that you have a officer come look for you? I never skipped school but if I wanted to I would just walk to my bus stop then bank another direction and go back inside when my mom left for work, then I would wait for the call that I was absent and delete it.
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Texas, and they call my mom's phone #

Towel said:
Just fake sick duhhh.... The officer can't make you do shit when he comes looking say do you want to watch me throw up?? Then boom...


LoL
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Then they would respond "throw up at school." or some dumb shit like that.
 
call in a bomb threat to your school. YAY! FREE HOLIDAY FOR EVERYBODY!
 
what i would do is show up for a class or 2 then just leave, i havent been in like 3 weeks, i just stay home tbh. or wander off and see whos house i end up at, but dont skip school. education is key.
 
To my knowledge they can't "Force" you to go to school. I think that the only way an officer can is if your legal guardian calls them.
 
Just tell your mom you are sick and that you can't get out of bed. Then when she leaves for work, do whatever you want. Just don't give into her saying your not sick and too get up for school, just keep telling her you are sick and that you can't get up, and she will finally just be like ok whatever and she will have to leave for work.
 
try shitting your pants in school and you'll most likely get sent home
 
Just be like I have diarrhea. And smear your shit on your sheets and wall. So the place will reek . Say it's explosive and shit I your sink just to be safe.
 
Towel said:
To my knowledge they can't "Force" you to go to school. I think that the only way an officer can is if your legal guardian calls them.
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She does. I'm passing all my classes, I know all of the shit. There's no need to call the cops.

DITA said:
what i would do is show up for a class or 2 then just leave, i havent been in like 3 weeks, i just stay home tbh. or wander off and see whos house i end up at, but dont skip school. education is key.
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I did that last year ALOT. They caught me and now I have dumbass AP's walk me to class.
 
You could always go to school? Like you've already missed school a lot so I wouldnt miss more. Especially if "an officer" comes and gets you. Like cant you wait 2 days for spring break dogg? I guess if its that bad you could always leave out the back door or a fire exit during lunch or between classes

Funny that I say all this and am calling in sick tomorrow
 
When I was in highschool, the best way to skip was to just not go in the morning or to just leave between classes. Don't act sketchy as fuck about it and people will think you have every right to be leaving.
 
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