best video ever

Ash said:
I can name 100 videos better than that off the top of my penis.

woah yours does that? mine counts sheep
 
Ash said:
Usually I count sheep with my unibrow. Either way turtles are cool. Except when a snapping turtle bites off your gooch hair.

ouch, I remember I farted on my girlfriends face and she pulled my gooch hair, I cried
 
Can you maybe put the video thing in? I can't watch videos from youtube, even KFC laugh at my connection.
 
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