Best pick up lines

Are you hungry? Do would you like a hotdog? It's free!!

I think it's neat!
 
do you like tapes or cds?
cause ima Tape my dick to your forehead so u CD'S Nuts.
Never got turned down before.
 
Dunk said:
do you like tapes or cds?
cause ima Tape my dick to your forehead so u CD'S Nuts.
Never got turned down before.

I love the picture to go with that, I laughed my ass off the first time I saw it.

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Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I got a Rake
IM GONNA SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!


Works 99.9% of the time unless they don't like Rakes in their ass.
 
im cheesy as fuck
i always walk around to a girl and im like
"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyum are you a library book because im checking you out gurrrrrl"
 
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