Do you know any good jokes? If so, post them here. I'll start with one I read on a site a few days ago.
A piece of string walks into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, 'We don't serve pieces of string here'. So the string exits the bar, ties himself into a knot and tussles his hair. Then he goes back into the bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, aren't you the piece of string that was here just a minute ago?'.
The string replies, 'No, I'm a frayed knot'.
If you don't get it, try saying the last line out loud. =)
A piece of string walks into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, 'We don't serve pieces of string here'. So the string exits the bar, ties himself into a knot and tussles his hair. Then he goes back into the bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, aren't you the piece of string that was here just a minute ago?'.
The string replies, 'No, I'm a frayed knot'.
If you don't get it, try saying the last line out loud. =)
