Because I am Atheist

[Jamil]

This kid in my class sells cocaine, weed, and meth. He comes to school almost daily drunk or high. He has beat up his last 3 girlfriends and got away with them all and has a GPA lower than @perplex's maturity on a 1-10 scale (0.88). He is also trying to get me suspended because I disrespected his little ghost friend Jesus. Everyday I see him in class he yells "You're going to hell".

People are silly.

 

[Pandas]

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s/o @Lyrics

 

[thegrey]

This kid in my class sells cocaine, weed, and meth. He comes to school almost daily drunk or high. He has beat up his last 3 girlfriends and got away with them all and has a GPA lower than @perplex's maturity on a 1-10 scale (0.88). He is also trying to get me suspended because I disrespected his little ghost friend Jesus. Everyday I see him in class he yells "You're going to hell".

People are silly.

Wait! What? This kid sells coke and gets high, but claims to be friends with Jesus? He's got a lot worse stuff going on than not being an atheist! I'm a Christian but I woud never try to have somebody suspended for making fun of Jesus! Jesus can take care of himself! Sounds like HE'S the one who needs to be suspended.

 

[Fury]

Just get him in trouble for selling cocaine
Works both ways

 

[Senpai]

I highly doubt he will get you suspended just by the amount of stuff he does lmao.
Do the teachers even care for him?

 

[tattoo]

Get him suspended first, then tell him gg

 

[Nab]

Conduct a sting operation with your local P.D. and try to buy some dope from him.