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[Poop]

Someone send me a Xbox one. I would greatly appreciate it. I ordered 2 to my house yet both have failed to say shipping. Yet the ones I ordered for other people have shipped lol

If anyone can do this I will um, do something for you???

 

[Greed]

Alright, I'll send you a white Employee one with a custom white controller too and wires and everything for free. Send me your address.

 

[Critical]

Alright, I'll send you a white Employee one with a custom white controller too and wires and everything for free. Send me your address.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. lmao.

 

[Poop]

Alright, I'll send you a white Employee one with a custom white controller too and wires and everything for free. Send me your address.

Wow bro! I dont know man, this sounds alittle to good to be true. I think your just trying to hack me....

 

[Greed]

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. lmao.

Not, Poop is my boy and if he needs a favor, I come through.

 

[Doctor]

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. lmao.

ME NEITHER LMAOOO!! gr33d hmtfu before this piece of shit LOL

 

[Critical]

Not, Poop is my boy and if he needs a favor, I come through.

Holy shit lmao. Am I your boy?

 

[Poop]

Still looking. Gr33d just hacked my emails. Im not amused gr33d. Shame how Philly picks staff like you...

 

[Greed]

Still looking. Gr33d just hacked my emails. Im not amused gr33d. Shame how Philly picks staff like you...

Now that I know your address, a SWAT team will be arriving shortly, followed by Pizza Hut.

 

[Poop]

Now that I know your address, a SWAT team will be arriving shortly, followed by Pizza Hut.

Honestly, what the fuck bro. Atleast send the pizza first...

 

[Profanity]

Now that I know your address, a SWAT team will be arriving shortly, followed by Pizza Hut.

That's f***ed up... Sending the pizza after the SWAT team, tsk.

 

[iDefy]

Now that I know your address, a SWAT team will be arriving shortly, followed by Pizza Hut.

I think sending a pizza AFTER a SWAT team is a little uncalled for don't you think?

#ban

 

[Greed]

I think sending a pizza AFTER a SWAT team is a little uncalled for don't you think?

#ban

Alright, my bad. I'll send the Pizza first and will also pay for an extra toping for making such a terrible mistake.

 

[iDefy]

Alright, my bad. I'll send the Pizza first and will also pay for an extra toping for making such a terrible mistake.

Well, that helps, but if you're sending a SWAT team don't you think some breadsticks and a 2 liter is necessary?

Also, don't pay. That's to much. Let him take care of it.

 

[Greed]

Well, that helps, but if you're sending a SWAT team don't you think some breadsticks and a 2 liter is necessary?

Also, don't pay. That's to much. Let him take care of it.

Shhh, he's not supposed to know that.

 

[iDefy]

Shhh, he's not supposed to know that.

Damnit man, this is why I always tell you to let me in on the plan. I go screwing things up by doing something like that. Screw this I'm out.