Well Mexico was fun while it lasted. It doesn't seem like much has happened since I've been gone. Anyways, I figured I'd share what happened in Mexico while I was there. Nothing over the top, but some shit was funny. I'm only putting some of the days I was there.
Day 1:
>fly to Mexico
>arrive at 10:30 AM
>tothebar!
>three beers before I even get in the van to go to the hotel
>arrive at resort and find bar immediately
>drink like a fucking mad man
>3:00 PM
>Pass out from being too drunk
Day 2:
>wake up at 4:00 AM
>whythefuckamiawake?
>bar doesn't open until 12:30 PM
>whattodo
>leave hotel and go down the street
>find bar
>Mexican guy at bar wants to know why I want beer at 4:30 AM
>doesn't give a fuck because money is money
>get too drunk
>pass out in chair
>Bartender wakes me up
>tells me I passed out
>more beer
>I tell the bartender to have a couple with me since no one else is there
>we drink
>get shit faced again
>bartender gets so drunk I got a scooter rental from him for 6 days for 2 more beers
>success
Day 5:
>go to night concert with my buddy Adam and girlfriend Michelle
>Adam goes to bed because he is too drunk
>go to the bar after concert with friends we made
>arrive at bar with friends
>$1 beer night
>beersforthewholebar!!
>for each group of people I got beer for I got a shot in return
>getting way too drunk
>apparently ask for threesome between girlfriend and new friend (female friend)
>get slapped by both
>whole bar defends me
>kicks both of them out
>my face when beers made me king shit of the bar
Day 7:
>heading home
>arrive at airport at 12:00 PM
>think plane leaves at 3:00 PM
>airline changed times without notifying us
>left at 1:25 PM
>pissed because we cannot leave
>luckily we get some rooms back at the resort for cheap
>still pissed though
>walk to bathroom
>poop in urinal
>that'll teach those fuckers
So yeah that pretty much sums up my vacation. We did a lot of other things like the Tequila Factory tour, Pirate ship dinner, etc. I just wanted to mention the things that made me laugh on vacation.
Day 1:
>fly to Mexico
>arrive at 10:30 AM
>tothebar!
>three beers before I even get in the van to go to the hotel
>arrive at resort and find bar immediately
>drink like a fucking mad man
>3:00 PM
>Pass out from being too drunk
Day 2:
>wake up at 4:00 AM
>whythefuckamiawake?
>bar doesn't open until 12:30 PM
>whattodo
>leave hotel and go down the street
>find bar
>Mexican guy at bar wants to know why I want beer at 4:30 AM
>doesn't give a fuck because money is money
>get too drunk
>pass out in chair
>Bartender wakes me up
>tells me I passed out
>more beer
>I tell the bartender to have a couple with me since no one else is there
>we drink
>get shit faced again
>bartender gets so drunk I got a scooter rental from him for 6 days for 2 more beers
>success
Day 5:
>go to night concert with my buddy Adam and girlfriend Michelle
>Adam goes to bed because he is too drunk
>go to the bar after concert with friends we made
>arrive at bar with friends
>$1 beer night
>beersforthewholebar!!
>for each group of people I got beer for I got a shot in return
>getting way too drunk
>apparently ask for threesome between girlfriend and new friend (female friend)
>get slapped by both
>whole bar defends me
>kicks both of them out
>my face when beers made me king shit of the bar
Day 7:
>heading home
>arrive at airport at 12:00 PM
>think plane leaves at 3:00 PM
>airline changed times without notifying us
>left at 1:25 PM
>pissed because we cannot leave
>luckily we get some rooms back at the resort for cheap
>still pissed though
>walk to bathroom
>poop in urinal
>that'll teach those fuckers
So yeah that pretty much sums up my vacation. We did a lot of other things like the Tequila Factory tour, Pirate ship dinner, etc. I just wanted to mention the things that made me laugh on vacation.