So about 10 minutes I was socially engineering a guy... Posing as a girl... You know ha. Anyway... He started talking about his cock -_-. My mom walks in and I have music up and she starts reading the messages. She said "why you talking to guys about 12in cocks?". So I think she thinks I'm gay. Not only that, but I didn't succeed in the 10m that I was trying to get either.
lolol - sorry for laughing, mate. That is kind of hilarious though.
I hope you can get out of that. Tell her that the word "cock" in RuneScape is an awesome weapon or something? lawl, Idk man. Good luck with that though >_<