This is long, but you must read this.
Yesterday, when I was going home I decided to stop by the park. I was chilling and some little kid randomly walked up to me asking me if I play Xbox. I proceeded talking to him and the little skid was 13. We talked about CoD and he was trying to explain what trickshotting was to me and I pretended like I didn't know. He said he was a trickshotter for OpTic (Bullshit, they ended and they were feeding only).
He asked me what my GT was so we could play later on, I told him it was Experiment. He offered to trade me his skateboard for my account. He has a cheap ass ($19.99 Airwalk skateboard with trucks so soft it could be silly putty). I said no, he started offering me games and sporting equipment and I kept declining. He later said how he might be small so he couldn't physically hurt me. So he explained what he would do to me via internet.
He said he would extort me by doxing me via a program called Sentry MBA (lol). He said it would take my name and GT and do a search over the internet. He said the dox would be so detailed it would look like a Wikipedia article. He later asked me what my IP address was, I gave it to him just for the lulz. I told him how he was a skid and he claimed he was a internet god. He told me how he hacked into a vending machine and stole cans from his iPhone 3G. By this time my eyes were red and swollen shut by laughter as this little kid threatened me. He said it was time for him to go.
But what really got me was when he got picked up, his mother drove a black escalade with green flames and it has a "Baby on board" sticker on the back. Similar to: this My life has been complete, I am ready to leave this body and trail on the Hale-Bopp comet like Marshall Applewhite.
I am at a loss of words.
Yesterday, when I was going home I decided to stop by the park. I was chilling and some little kid randomly walked up to me asking me if I play Xbox. I proceeded talking to him and the little skid was 13. We talked about CoD and he was trying to explain what trickshotting was to me and I pretended like I didn't know. He said he was a trickshotter for OpTic (Bullshit, they ended and they were feeding only).
He asked me what my GT was so we could play later on, I told him it was Experiment. He offered to trade me his skateboard for my account. He has a cheap ass ($19.99 Airwalk skateboard with trucks so soft it could be silly putty). I said no, he started offering me games and sporting equipment and I kept declining. He later said how he might be small so he couldn't physically hurt me. So he explained what he would do to me via internet.
He said he would extort me by doxing me via a program called Sentry MBA (lol). He said it would take my name and GT and do a search over the internet. He said the dox would be so detailed it would look like a Wikipedia article. He later asked me what my IP address was, I gave it to him just for the lulz. I told him how he was a skid and he claimed he was a internet god. He told me how he hacked into a vending machine and stole cans from his iPhone 3G. By this time my eyes were red and swollen shut by laughter as this little kid threatened me. He said it was time for him to go.
But what really got me was when he got picked up, his mother drove a black escalade with green flames and it has a "Baby on board" sticker on the back. Similar to: this My life has been complete, I am ready to leave this body and trail on the Hale-Bopp comet like Marshall Applewhite.
I am at a loss of words.