Attempted Extortion Fail!

Jamil

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This is long, but you must read this.

Yesterday, when I was going home I decided to stop by the park. I was chilling and some little kid randomly walked up to me asking me if I play Xbox. I proceeded talking to him and the little skid was 13. We talked about CoD and he was trying to explain what trickshotting was to me and I pretended like I didn't know. He said he was a trickshotter for OpTic (Bullshit, they ended and they were feeding only).

He asked me what my GT was so we could play later on, I told him it was Experiment. He offered to trade me his skateboard for my account. He has a cheap ass ($19.99 Airwalk skateboard with trucks so soft it could be silly putty). I said no, he started offering me games and sporting equipment and I kept declining. He later said how he might be small so he couldn't physically hurt me. So he explained what he would do to me via internet.

He said he would extort me by doxing me via a program called Sentry MBA (lol). He said it would take my name and GT and do a search over the internet. He said the dox would be so detailed it would look like a Wikipedia article.  He later asked me what my IP address was, I gave it to him just for the lulz. I told him how he was a skid and he claimed he was a internet god. He told me how he hacked into a vending machine and stole cans from his iPhone 3G. By this time my eyes were red and swollen shut by laughter as this little kid threatened me. He said it was time for him to go.

But what really got me was when he got picked up, his mother drove a black escalade with green flames and it has a "Baby on board" sticker on the back. Similar to: this My life has been complete, I am ready to leave this body and trail on the Hale-Bopp comet like Marshall Applewhite.

I am at a loss of words.
 
But you didnt @ him doe... ‎‎‎‎‎
 
Dumbest story I've ever heard. Kid is an idiot lmao.
 
I just died. Oh my gosh that is so priceless.
"I'm a trickshotter for OpTic. My gamertag is OpTic H3cz."
I could see him saying that.
 
That's... that's some weird shit.
 
FeaR said:
I really want my 1 minute of my life back please.

It belongs to me now you fgt. Nice try though.


California said:
But you didnt @ him doe... ‎‎‎‎‎

He couldn't possibly be on any forums.


GOR said:
Dumbest story I've ever heard. Kid is an idiot lmao.

Agreed. Sentry MBA does automatic doxing now?
 
I feel a lot of bullshit in this thread.
 
Arrest said:
I just died. Oh my gosh that is so priceless.
"I'm a trickshotter for OpTic. My gamertag is OpTic H3cz."
I could see him saying that.

I couldn't breathe when that was mentioned.
 
That was me you idiot, i'm d0xing you via Sentry right now.


Narc said:
I feel a lot of bullshit in this thread.

It is because it took place at a park and not his bedroom.
 
Narc said:
I feel a lot of bullshit in this thread.

I live in California, we have a lot of wanna be heckors by silicon valley. If he adds me on Xbox, then I will record him or simply introduce you to him.
 
Narc said:
I feel a lot of bullshit in this thread.

@Jamil is like Abe lincoln, he cant tell a lie.
 
Trojan said:
That was me you idiot, i'm d0xing you via Sentry right now.



It is because it took place at a park and not his bedroom.



Bedroom? I can't afford one of those, I use my laptop sleeve as a blanket and the amazon shipping bubblewrap as a pillow.


California said:
@Jamil is like Abe lincoln, he cant tell a lie.

Well, I lied to you, I told you that I care about you.
 
Devour said:
Anthony pm me I'll give you 1 minute of Anthony's life so Anthony can live for 1 minute more than Anthony can.

Stop with that, it keeps making me laugh.
 
I'm L33T HaXoRzZ we UsE CmD AnD TyPe LiKe ThIs yO
 
Re: RE: Attempted Extortion Fail!

Sleep said:
I'm L33T HaXoRzZ we UsE CmD AnD TyPe LiKe ThIs yO
Damn mate, you must run linux.

@jamil sorry for meeting you in da park m8, i still need your account tho.
 
I feel like you make up alot of stuff to seem like your life is interesting lol.

but that's none of my business.
 
Sleep said:
I'm L33T HaXoRzZ we UsE CmD AnD TyPe LiKe ThIs yO

the first guy that ever tried getting something off me typed like this he thought he was some kind of booting god, he named himself "ransom" and thought he could dox by getting the co ordinates of the ip and throwing them into google, I honestly don't know how I reacted to him when he attempted to extort me for my shitty instagram with 200 followers.

the way you just typed reminded me of the story, just had to mention this it's that funny lmao.
 
Torment said:
I feel like you make up alot of stuff to seem like your life is interesting lol.

but that's none of my business.

Ok, Kermit the frog how about you go fuck Ms. Piggy or something.


Pandas said:
the first guy that ever tried getting something off me typed like this he thought he was some kind of booting god, he named himself "ransom" and thought he could Not allowed by getting the co ordinates of the ip and throwing them into google, I honestly don't know how I reacted to him when he attempted to extort me for my shitty instagram with 200 followers.

the way you just typed reminded me of the story, just had to mention this it's that funny lmao.

Did he get the scrappy account?
 
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