You're a gentle sadist. You refuse to let anyone in and have constant guards up. You don't have very many friends, and refuse to rely on anyone to do anything you can do yourself. By constantly rejecting them, and throwing in witty snide comments, the people around you become offended. Naturally a quiet person, because those around you are just too stupid to understand, you've secluded yourself from everyone. Better them to be hurt than you, right?
You're not someone who hurts people. In fact, you couldn't even fathom to hurt anyTHING. You're innocent, and seemingly normal to people. The stereotypical "goody-two-shoes" who petitions to save the whales and free Tibet. Just remember that humans hurt and still get hurt.
You're a subtle masochist. You enjoy cuts, bruises, and blood. Lots of blood. You're one who would cut and than show your best friend, and anyone else who's willing to listen. You think it's cool, and not in the fad meaning. You think it's cool like blood and things. People might think you need help, that you're depressed or something, but it just makes you feel better, and you like playing with sharp things is all!
Uhm, no.... I would just rather hurt myself and be hurt than see others hurt.
OR- maybe I wanted it to read "srsly" as opposed to having all those extra syllables and sounds.
But the whole thing with my masochism is that my willingness to see everybody happy goes so far as to take on their pain, which in basically all Christian religions is as close to Jesus and perfection as you can get xD