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Brett

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The day i got lost.

Alright so I live in the woods.​
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[align=center]And one day i thought it would be a good idea to take my two brothers(ages 15 and 14) to go for a little hike. So we had breakfast then left my house around 10:00am. We headed towards the back of the house and went off into the woods. I was smart enough to bring a backpack and fill it with some snacks and some water because i didn't know how long we would be out for. Needless to say we were out for 10 hours. At first it wasn't so bad. We just sorta walked straight then kept on going. But we didn't know when to stop or where to turn around. Two hours passed and we had no clue where we were. So we decided to head back the way we came. But the thing is.. Is that we didn't we just made a right turn and headed that way. Now this was when i had my Razr so i couldn't use gps or anything like that. After about 6 hours of walking that way we ended up in a town that was about 20 miles away from my house. I was shocked. We literally just walked through about 4 towns. Now for all of you who thinks the story ends here you are sadly mistaken. We did end up getting picked up and brought back home but what we encountered during the walk was great. We found a jaw bone for a cow( i live no where near any forms of cows art all) We also found a black trash bag filled with dollar bills and 30 year old beer cans. We walked through a sketchy paintball course and found 3 abandoned cars. We were hoping to find a dead body but we didn't. We came across a fishercat and ended up running from it. It was a pretty good day. No blood was shed and we found 13 bucks.


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Always the best stories are yours! Great story man!
 
I'm guessing this is a true story. That sounds hella cool/scary. I would've pissed my pants when I realized we were lost if I were in your situation. xD
 
Miles said:
I'm guessing this is a true story. That sounds hella cool/scary. I would've pissed my pants when I realized we were lost if I were in your situation. xD

Yeah all my stories are true! And yeah it was crazy man
 
This is nice man!

a weird little story:
last night i had the time of my life giving birth to six thousand giraffes because each time a long neck slithered out of me i gave an orgasmic scream that can somehow be identified as the scream of a wounded eagle i ran over my cat with a lawn mower and i went to take a shower but i dropped the soap and was assaulted by a group of angry business men and grasshoppers who would continue to place warm potatoes one by one into my ass. i have a bad habit of speaking ebonics at the salad bar of a restaurant and i was standing at this vending machine muttering "yeah bitch" over and over again so i can open the portal of helix and feel your sons balls, The End.
 
I have a story kind of like that. Except it was in a Grocery store and I got lost like 4 isles over.
So I was like 6-7 me and my mom were getting some groceries, I think I got pissed at her for not getting he one of those cheap toys off the rack lol. Anyway, finally I was like "I'm leaving!" Then ran up the isle then like a couple isles over. (I don't know where I thought I was going lmao). Anyway, finally I stopped in the cereal isle. (I think I also wanted cocoa puffs) So I'm looking around, actually getting kind of nervous (for some reason) Again I'm still roaming around the isles, then finally some guy stops, realizes I'm alone, gets one of the grocery store employees and I see him pointing at me and stuff, so finally the employee asks if I know where my mom is, and I said yeah, and went running to find my mom, I found her like 3-5 isles over and I THINK I broke down in tears lmfao. She ended up buying me the toy anyway. Anyway that's my story.
 
Your stories suck big floppy donkey dong! Smoke Meth and make new ones!
 

That's such a basic story but it had me rolling HAHAHAH
 
Brett said:
That's such a basic story but it had me rolling HAHAHAH

Lmao, all I remember is getting really nervous being away from my mom.
 
Brett, just tell the story how it truly happened.

You were venturing in your woods wearing a frilly skirt. You see a pack of wolves and you immediately approach them. You got down on your hands and knees and wiggled your ass at them saying it's ok I am 18 in a wolf years. They each proceeded to have a gangbang on your tight white ass and when it came to the money shot. You swallowed every last wolf baby.
 
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