Alien Abduction

After I was done smoking, me and my friend were sitting on his bed cuz I got bored and he was texting his girlfriend while I was listening to the music playing from his TV from the PS3 YT app. At first I was perfectly fine, but out of fucking nowhere, I start freaking the fuck out.
I was sitting on top of a pillow, and then I all I can remember is that I couldn't remember anything at first for more than 20 seconds. Then while I was on the pillow, I thought it was some type of hovercraft, and that if I got off of it I would die. It looked like one of the green Mario koopa shells. I thought I was on an island.
Then I remember I kept scratching my leg then I freaked the fuck out cuz I felt like something was constantly touching it.
Then every time my body would be a little off of the pillow I was sitting on, I would freak out and try to get back to the center of it.
This went on for about a good 20 - 30 mins.
Then I remember when my friend would just get up from the bed and go to the kitchen, and I would think "HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET OFF THE ISLAND SO EASILY?!?!?!?!".
Then I would see the kitchen light on from his room and that would determine whether if it was day time or night time. He would go get something to eat, turn on the light, and I would be like "Hallelujah!" and he would turn it off and it would be night time again. He was going back and forth for a little, but then he stayed in the bedroom and then I thought it was eternal night time. I was scared shitless.
Then the next thing I remember is him coming back with a huge double sided dildo and his mom came with his phone and recorded him messing around with me. It was kinda funny, pretty sure he still has the video. And his mom looked like Princess Zelda to me for a while.
Then the next thing I remember is that my friend put on Get Lucky and I thought we were in some type of Luau (those Hawaiian party things) and that Daft Punk performed for me on stage. Nothing much else happened after that.