A Country Song About My Dong If I Ever Get Erectile Dysfunction

[Burt]

They laid him, to rest today,

my good ole' friend, at rest he lays.

Lookin' back, ooooooh the good times that we shared,

I see the smile upoooooooon his face,

The memories, flooding over me,

I feel his warm embraaaaaaaace.

*CHORUS*
Looooooooong Dooooooong, oooooooooh, Looooooooong Doooooooooong.
Where the Hell did you go?
Why'd you leave me, when I really neeeeeeed ya?
*END CHORUS*

Rememberin' the times, laaaaaaaate at night,

when you criiiiiiiiiiiiiiied, upon my shoulders.

It brings a tear to my eye, like the tears that you cried,

when you were beaten by the haaaaaaaand that you loved,

Oh dong, how come you cooooooooouldn't stay-ay-ay?

*CHORUS*
Looooooooong Dooooooong, oooooooooh, Looooooooong Doooooooooong.
Where the Hell did you go?
Why'd you leave me, when I really neeeeeeed ya?
*END CHORUS*

I miss you buddy, we had a gooooooooooood ru-un,

through all the good times and bad times, we always had fun.

I hope you're up there....in Heaven....making friends with all the schloooooooongs,

Oh, buddy, I'll see ya before looooooooooong, Looooooooooong Dooooooooong.

*End with twangy violen solo*

 

[Burt]

You're something else I tell you.

Hey, I'm twice the age of most members on here. I'm closer to getting ED than anyone . Couldn't get a boner and that inspired me to write this song.

 

[Jamil]

How old are you pops? Enjoying those cathederns?

 

[Burt]

How old are you pops? Enjoying those cathederns?

I had one done when I couldn't take a piss one time. Never complained about taking a piss again after that!

And I'll be 29 in a couple weeks .

 

[Color]

Brings a tear to my eye. Nice work, nice work indeed.

 

[NULLNULLNULL]

The fact that you dedicated time into creating this is hilarious. Five stars.

 

[Burt]

Brings a tear to my eye. Nice work, nice work indeed.

Thanks bro, it just came to me. When I get it recorded, I'll send you a vouch copy on iTunes.

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The fact that you dedicated time into creating this is hilarious. Five stars.

Thanks man, but erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter. With the increase in sexual activity among our nation's youth these days, more dongs are being desensitized at an earlier age than ever before. I think yall's generation will suffer the effects of ED long before any before it. Hopefully this song wakes a lot of people up to that.

 

[Shift]

When I read this song my erection went down :'(