So I'm walking home, and there's a cycle-track leading pretty close to my home, and it's a huge short-cut (Saves about 20 minutes walking) but it's got a name for muggings and shit.. Me being a fearless bastard (I'm lieing, I was shitting bricks for most of it) decided I'd go down today and if anything happened I'd ignore it and move on quickly.
So I put my headphones on (studio beats; I don't know what I was thinking) and I head on down the track, after about 5 minutes there's 2 guys walking next to me (about 13 years old) as I turn my head on of them seems to be talking to me so I take my headphones down to my neck and he says "Nice headphones mate." Thinking nothing of it I say cheers and go to put them back on and speed up a bit. Before I managed to put my headphones on he quickly says "Hey, You wanna give me your headphones before I take them from you?!" I just started laughing.. He goes "I'm fucking serious!" and pulled out a knife. Now, this is where most people would of been like 'oh sure have them' but i'm a special kind of retard you see..
"I said try it." then quickly kicked the inside of his knee (picture below) and he fell over and his eyes started to tear up, his friend just stood there like *le poker face
So I put my headphones on (studio beats; I don't know what I was thinking) and I head on down the track, after about 5 minutes there's 2 guys walking next to me (about 13 years old) as I turn my head on of them seems to be talking to me so I take my headphones down to my neck and he says "Nice headphones mate." Thinking nothing of it I say cheers and go to put them back on and speed up a bit. Before I managed to put my headphones on he quickly says "Hey, You wanna give me your headphones before I take them from you?!" I just started laughing.. He goes "I'm fucking serious!" and pulled out a knife. Now, this is where most people would of been like 'oh sure have them' but i'm a special kind of retard you see..
"I said try it." then quickly kicked the inside of his knee (picture below) and he fell over and his eyes started to tear up, his friend just stood there like *le poker face
What happened after?
