12 Month Netflix Code Giveaway!

A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely". To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's grey and cloudy". Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So Billy replies, "Then I definitely just shit my pants."

Idk I'm terrible at jokes. :b

A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "You gotta leave. We don't serve food here

There were five blondes and one brunette holding onto a rope off the edge of a cliff.
But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people.
The brunette said, "Save yourselves. I'll let go."
Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.



Hopefully i win i really need this goodluck all who enter!

great giveaway!

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"


Good luck to everyone that enters

Do you know Jack Shit?


Well here it goes:

Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son Bill Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Shitt.

Nice said:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"


Good luck to everyone that enters

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you literately googled worlds funniest joke xD

My supreme team are fiends, blasting the day away making notes fly with our no orange tips. Back up a little bit - yeah, we're still there. Usually putting the hurt on sister's backsides. Never doubt the planned out yet exaggerated dreamer who bought up his first beamer. Soon they'll be calling me businessman on the block but with glock blood flowing through my heart. What a shame, these (bleep)ers make a name for themselves and continue on like nothing happened. You turn around and another requiem heard. That's my real flow though, from rough to soft, always count out the underdog.

Only jokes that I have are either too long to type or extremely racist. So best of luck to those whom enter. (unless OP likes racist jokes)

Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years.

An angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

The statues came to life and smiled at each other. They ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Giggling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on its head!"

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I got the code! Huge thank you to Supreme for hosting this. Thanks again dude

Damn I wish I had a chance for this even though I suck at jokes congrats to the winner!


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