Hello FK this is my 1000th post. I would just like to give a few shout outs to some niggas.
First off is Poop, oh boy, i have no idea how you do it, you're on all day and night, and you literally get like 500 posts in a week! There should be a award for your profile called "post whore", and a award that says "FK's biggest troll" that looks like bigfoot/your mother
Next is Crush, Crush you are one sexy ass babe, you're like Ariana Grande but with the sexual potential of Lela Star.
Third is Got Milk?, Dude, we deffinetley have a bromance going on, it's just there. But in actuality I originally thought you were a cocky ignorant asshole just because you had the GT BY, but once i got to know you it wasn't like that at all.
Fourth is Quad, get it, you like the number 4 so i gave you fourth
But really though, I know we have had our disputes and you have pissed me off before but you have always apologized and made up for it and thats what makes you one of my favorite staff members here
Fifth is Kev, you really were the first one to befriend me, at first i thought this site was a bunch of assholes and i was just going to quit, but you showed me not everyone is a jackass, if it wasn't for you i wouldn't be here
sixth is Cabbage, Cabbage you can fool anyone, when you said you're name was jennifer and you were that sexy ass babe, i literally thought that was you, you are good at fibbing my nigga
Seventh is Satan, well what can i say, we jack together and you are the one that showed me how to jack eBays, but good job on potentially making it impossible to jack the ebay Quad, you're a tool box and a half
And last but not least is Acrocide. I know you're motto thing says that you are FK's number 1 asshole, but you are really FK's number 1 sweetheart, you don't have one angry bone in your body
Hopefully you don't quit this site like you said you will, and hopefully you see your name in this shout out