your presence on this earth has kept me some peace in mind. i love you, skosh. you are a very sexy individual and i wish i could have you forever.
thanks babe
You are a truly funny member. Your presence has kept me from doing the inevitable "s" word. If you ever go, I will be stuck in an endless purgatory-like paradox. It will be worse then hell. Please don't leave me bae lemme show you bikini bottom.
Please pick me dude. Everyone laughs at me because I only have 150 followers and I get no e-girls :/ They say my dick is probably small because of my follower count :/ Please help a brother get some e-pussy. ILYSM
I saw you from across the street yesterday, And I was like wow you are cute. I don't have the balls to tell you this in person. But when I saw you I thought I was looking at an angel. Your eyes are like flowers, I hope you love me as much as I love you.