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  1. quit smoking

    It doesn't work. The only way to quench one addiction is to gain another. Start chewing gum or eat new types of candy. If not, pay a shrink to lock you up in their house for a week to go cold turkey, it worked for me when I was 12.
  2. quit smoking

    It doesn't work. The only way to quench one addiction is to gain another. Start chewing gum or eat new types of candy. If not, pay a shrink to lock you up in their house for a week to go cold turkey, it worked for me when I was 12.
  3. Do you love kids?

    No, they are NOT. What kind of drugs are you on? I need to try some of that shit out. :chinese:
  4. Do you love kids?

    No, they are NOT. What kind of drugs are you on? I need to try some of that shit out. :chinese:
  5. Why make up is essentials for girls?

    I wear make up whenever I go kiss boys because they are just super cute, and I need my eye shadow on at all times so that I know if their breath stinks. I make sure that I stick my finger down their tongue so I know how big their cock is, it's an ancient Chinese secret, try it out grazmd.
  6. Why make up is essentials for girls?

    I wear make up whenever I go kiss boys because they are just super cute, and I need my eye shadow on at all times so that I know if their breath stinks. I make sure that I stick my finger down their tongue so I know how big their cock is, it's an ancient Chinese secret, try it out grazmd.
  7. Java OR PHP which one is better for future ?

    Java is, it's the strongest programming language. PHP is good but Java is more better gooder best for the future. Your future is all that matters, so fuck PHP dude.
  8. do you like new payment rates and why?

    I would like it if I was getting more money to post. I have two brothers and a bi-sexual sister to pay for since my mom is a meth-head, and money doesn't come by easy unless she is sucking more dick than usual but she doesn't like oral sex so that rarely happens unless she's coming down with the...
  9. do you like new payment rates and why?

    I would like it if I was getting more money to post. I have two brothers and a bi-sexual sister to pay for since my mom is a meth-head, and money doesn't come by easy unless she is sucking more dick than usual but she doesn't like oral sex so that rarely happens unless she's coming down with the...
  10. Yahoo! Mail or Gmail...???? Which Is Better According To You?

    Google beats Yahoo, simply because it uses more characters in it's domain name. Don't fuck with the oo.
  11. Yahoo! Mail or Gmail...???? Which Is Better According To You?

    Google beats Yahoo, simply because it uses more characters in it's domain name. Don't fuck with the oo.
  12. The Elite | Feedback

    The Elite hasn't even been admin for a week, he knows nothing about SMF forums so I have no idea what he could be possibly doing HERE.
  13. Every Nights In My Dreams

    Celine Dion sang to me for my 10th birthday. Her and my mom had an affair after my dad cheated on her with my mom's sister. This bitch is so ugly, and she ruins the name for music. Me and The Elite slow danced to this song once before we begin making out while rubbing each others toes. T'was a...
  14. Every Nights In My Dreams

    Celine Dion sang to me for my 10th birthday. Her and my mom had an affair after my dad cheated on her with my mom's sister. This bitch is so ugly, and she ruins the name for music. Me and The Elite slow danced to this song once before we begin making out while rubbing each others toes. T'was a...
  15. MY GALLERY MOTHERFUCKERS

    CnC because I said so bitch.
  16. Hello everyone!

    I'm sorry to hear this terrible news.. My heart and my entire families generation's hearts go out to your son. :chris: My dad has breast cancer and would love to listen to the story on how you met my mom at the city club.
  17. Soup.

    Can you masterbate while thinking about me, while on your period? If so it would be great if you could record it with my new handheld camera so that I can fap to it while PvPing on this cool game I play called MapleStory. Answer me ASAP, peace baby.
  18. Hello everyone!

    Do you have Cerebral palsy? I heard that shit is insane. My mom's old boyfriend has that, and everytime I see him he's drinking a Bud Light. Do you have a bald head too? If so, you're so hot and that's a big turn on for me. Hit me up when you wanna Skype cutie, I wanna get nood.
  19. How often do you change your profile picture in FB?

    I change my picture as much as I can because I'm known as the PRETTY PRINCESS. Does anyone want to see some non-nude pictures of me? I only share the nude ones with my bestfriends because I know they won't masterbate to it!
  20. How often do you change your profile picture in FB?

    I change my picture as much as I can because I'm known as the PRETTY PRINCESS. Does anyone want to see some non-nude pictures of me? I only share the nude ones with my bestfriends because I know they won't masterbate to it!
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