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  1. 2000 and counting

    Mother doesn't and will not know. : )
  2. 2000 and counting

    Amazing work, Deathcrow. I bequeath to you, my gratitude.
  3. Get out of my kitchen Deathcrow.

    Well, Tyler and I used to always do it. Most of the time, we would laugh, and just do it together.
  4. Get out of my kitchen Deathcrow.

    Well, when mother isn't looking. I do usually urinate in the sink. Because I after I'm done, I usually like to use the little water gun hose to clean off myself.
  5. Get out of my kitchen Deathcrow.

    Indeed it is.
  6. Get out of my kitchen Deathcrow.

    Mother and I need to shop first, she promised me to get a new yellow truck. It would be disrespectful is she came and saw you.
  7. Get out of my kitchen Deathcrow.

    Mother is coming home soon, I have to hide you,@Deathcrow .
  8. This showed up on my suggested vids list.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H06u1cs2xuU
  9. The Time has Come...

    Role playing? I remember being a boy, and mother used to sit me in the bath tub with a bunch of toy ships. I used to pretend that I was a captain, and I was sailing to find the lost artifacts of Osama Bin Laden's body.
  10. The Time has Come...

    Ah, I remember my mother giving me birthday gifts. One time I poured gasoline all over myself to make my skin look clammy so I didn't have to be home schooled that day. Mother had bought me a cake with sparklers on it, and then when she had closed the cake in on me, I lit up like a Christmas...
  11. Ah.

    Nice to meet you, Tyler. I remember my good ole buddy Tyler. Mother showed me him, we were best friends until I was 11. The kids would laugh at me, because I would be riding on the handlebars, and each time we got on I would fall off. It was like he wasn't even there.
  12. Your favorite musical instrument(s).

    It is astounding on what music can do for some people. Whenever my Kazoo is played, I have the most sensual moments by myself. I start to drop on my knees and breathe very heavily.
  13. Exhilaration at its finest my dear friends.

    The bodies exhibit? Magnificent, I may have to go to New York one day to see this as-well as the really friendly women there. I hear that if you have dollar bills, they can really help you out.
  14. Exhilaration at its finest my dear friends.

    It's remarkable in my humble opinion. When I am rested, I want them to do the same to my own self. Let the rotors have a set speed, at a set altitude, and point me towards the sun at all times. I want to be melted, just like Icarus.
  15. Exhilaration at its finest my dear friends.

    Dutch artist Bart Jansen was devastated when his cat Orville was killed by a car. But instead of putting him in a shoebox and burying him in the yard, he turned the cat into a helicopter. The artist/sculptor stuffed Orville and now operates his cat via remote control. The cat-a-copter has been...
  16. Your favorite musical instrument(s).

    I'm jealous of your talents, I was never in any electives nor did I even go to school. Mother kept me home, and home schooled me. About a few days ago, I had a passionate dream to me a choir singer just like in those far fetched intense movies.
  17. Your favorite musical instrument(s).

    Fantastic, never knew of such thing. Were you part of a black tie band? I wish I was part of something.
  18. Your favorite musical instrument(s).

    Indeed. :( The violin you say? Ah, I believe the only time I heard a violin play, was at the end of Titanic.
  19. Your favorite musical instrument(s).

    I love the piano, I love hearing the soothing melody from it. Many say that Beethoven is the greatest pianist of all time, but I disagree, my favorite would have to be Amadeus.
  20. Ah.

    Fantastic, and I will be a voluminousness member of this community.
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