Well, if you had a brain you would know that I am not Crucifix. Crucifix is a brain dead autistic moron who claims he can beat anyone at a game of beer pong.
Confession: I sneak into Doug's room everynight while he is sleeping and rub vaseline on his feet so I can give myself a footjob.
They call me... THE SLUG MAN!
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