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I made three ******s and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

German or Arabic language-wise. If I could learn anything, it would be how to fly an Apache AH Mk1, one of the most difficult aircraft to fly ever produced.

I hate you because your tiny little brain can not differentiate between "your" and "you're." Oh, and I don't have any social medias.

I don't know who the fuck you are, but I'd put it in your butt.

RE: The 'Darkness' Award Don't be a hypocrite and get back to work, asshole.

Hey, man, it is 2016. Don't you know tripping sounds cooler than getting high? You really need to work on your 2016 "cool kid attention whore" slang.

1. Agreed. Condoms are cheaper than diapers. 2. That's what they all say. 3. It's easy to sound serious about such a sensitive topic.

I am fucking ded. I once drank a whole two liter of Coke in one gulp. The trip was so crazy, I started hallucinating about Pepsi.

You didn't read the first line, champ.

A couple things: 1. Are you that stupid of a person to not have used some sort of contraceptive with a woman you have only been with for one month, or did the latex break? 2. Was she sleeping around? Seems pretty plausible to me seeing as you only dated her for a month. You can't trust these...

Incoming message will resemble the following: I sold the Instaslam @donaldtrump for $5,000.

I never imagined the day that I would say I love a black man.

I love to snort coke, shoot crack, hell, sometimes I even do a handstand and shove a whole eight ball down my ass to get an insane high. I highly recommend trying it.

RE: The 'Darkness' Award Hey, take off your knee-high sock, tie it around your neck, take off any remaining clothing, and go run around your neighborhood you jerk!

I smiled and cringed at this. I love that you plays Gears, but half of the streamers that do are awful and have no clue how to play the game, or how to play the game's objective game modes. I'd surely play with you sometime. Good luck, lad!

Serious question, just asking out of curiosity. Are you a livestremer, or just a chat junkie?

Listed below, are the five only reasons you hate @Jason: 1. You're an insecure faggot. 2. You can't handle the truth. 3. You're an insecure faggot. 4. You're an insecure faggot. 5. You're a cokehead with an IQ that resembles that of your shoe size. Which one are you?

RE: The 'Darkness' Award One of the following users will be the next recipient of the 'Darkness' award: @Hobbs @Sarcasm @Rare Who will it be? Let's make this interesting. @Agony, @Color, and @Fresh can take their pick.

@Hobbs, this is why I love you. About 90% of the bans will somehow be related to scamming.

Look at the fear in his eyes. A joke, he thought may have been funny, surely backfired with that "bitch" face he made.