Recent content by Flying Turban

I live 10min away from work.

You're telling me, my Mustang GT takes $45 a week to fill-up. I only use it for work too, not even to pick-up chicks like I'd want to.

Get rid of the bullshit when you first type in the forums, this needs to be a RS forum again. No more redundant advertisements, and if you lose money because of it you'll need to take initiative to put it some yourself to get more members, the old RS will be coming back soon enough, and people...

I can make very good paper airplanes.

I do not understand, she has keen senses.

May have slippery fingers, but mother doesn't eat butter. Too much cholesterol.

Do you celebrate Steve Irwin? I love watching his show.

So do my friends, they always accidentally throw it at me while the entire time they were trying to give me one.

I only take the pills that my mother gives me each day.

Stated here, I wasn't allowed to dance growing up as a kid, and now I've come to realize what I've been missing out on. http://www.runegear.net/forums/showthread.php?tid=65607 During my time of herding cats, I was riding my bicycle to the tree to where I would climb to the very top and...

Mother does not approve of gold, she likes platinum. I bought her a gold necklace this past Christmas, and she melted it and smelted it into a bullet chasing me around the yard until she was able to get a good shot on me.

I remember back when mother and I were raising donkey's, they would get out. Every morning I'd ride my bicycle to try and gather them up. One day it was really dark, and I couldn't see them. With my light on my handlebars I see a bunch of illuminated eyes, and then a meteor had struck them...

Yes she has, I'll be soon leaving the village in search for a true society.

Mother usually keeps an eye on me while I'm on the computer. I'll try and make this more of my life. I love you.

Kind regards from Flying Turban.