Can't get a gf? No problem. [GRAPHICS SERVICE]

[Deany]

Hello. Ever get teased by your friends for not having a girlfriend? Well, I'm here today to solve THAT PROBLEM.

Today I am offering to make fan signs with YOUR name/alias on it for a small fee. THEN, you can brag about it to your cunt friends and telling them you finally got some pussy. Sounds like a great deal, I know.


Price: $1 BTC per picture, we can work something out. I'm just doing this to help you GUYS move UP the social ladder of life. Thank me later.

Here are some of my masterpieces I did for @Package and Meow, since they have no gf's HEHE.


Previews of my masterpieces SFW:

Spoiler

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[Beam]

RE: Can't get a gf? No problem.

Am I the only one who thought this was you while reading?

 

[Deany]

RE: Can't get a gf? No problem.

You should be ashamed of yourself, posting 3d pictures like that

Look man, I can also give them 2d gfs as well. No need to sales trash. KAPPA

disclaimer: this is a legit service

 

[Cam]

RE: Can't get a gf? No problem.

Vouch. Meow is happy with his new 3d fake GF.

 

[Deany]

RE: Can't get a gf? No problem.

Wow! 3 customers already! Hope you guys enjoy the gfs!

 

[Sarcasm]

RE: Can't get a gf? No problem.

Ill only do it if you put my name on ya forehead shawty !

 

[meow░w░w▒w▒w▓w▓]

RE: Can't get a gf? No problem.

people would pay $1 for u to put their name on ur 4head.

idk about this...

 

[Deany]

RE: Can't get a gf? No problem.

people would pay $1 for u to put their name on ur 4head.

idk about this...

Sorry only doing fansigns. ^_^

 

[Rude]

RE: Can't get a gf? No problem.

Whoever pays money for this; I sincerely feel bad for you.

 

[Deany]

I'M ONLINE AND READY TO TAKE ORDERS!
GET YOUR GF TODAY!

 

[Deany]

Bump. Anyone interested in this service for laughs lol?

 

[Cupcake]

this is soo cute, i think there should be more of this on the forum, nice to see people care x

 

[Deany]

this is soo cute, i think there should be more of this on the forum, nice to see people care x

Yes, I care very much about @package's well being. I need to let his friends know he has an imaginary gf. Kappa

 

[Cupcake]

Oh i totally agree @emp x ha ha this soo cute

 

[Deany]

Lmao still doing this for you lonely virgins

 

[Revo]

how much xbox currency is a reallife dinner with u or can i pay in ogs

 

[Loli]

Hello. Ever get teased by your friends for not having a girlfriend? Well, I'm here today to solve THAT PROBLEM.

Today I am offering to make fan signs with YOUR name/alias on it for a small fee. THEN, you can brag about it to your cunt friends and telling them you finally got some pussy. Sounds like a great deal, I know.


Price: $1 BTC per picture, we can work something out. I'm just doing this to help you GUYS move UP the social ladder of life. Thank me later.

Here are some of my masterpieces I did for @Package and Meow, since they have no gf's HEHE.


Previews of my masterpieces SFW:

Spoiler

Spoiler

EMP helped me get back out there with this
now my friends stopped throwing dog shit at me because i was a virgin

 

[Hurt]

You should hand-write the names in Illustrator (Photoshop works too but just won't look as good) so that nerds won't be able to tell that it's a font.
Like if you look at the one for Package you can see the Two A's are the same, meaning it's a font. (Or they have some godly writing.)

Also glws there are plenty of people on this site without GF's that would love some fake e-pussy to flex.

 

[Savage]

Have people actually been paying you for this? lol